Now, why are you here? Tell me. You have my full and undivided attention.
Where and where?
Well, Aunt Charity, as you may or may not know, I now have a start-up business.
Hey, is it me, or does this look like a dog penis?
She's fun. Seems professional. Good choice.
And, as you know, I've always respected your business acumen.
Even when I was a little... How much?
Fine, businesswoman to businesswoman...
I need a number. Give me a number. 25,000.
And all these lipsticks, including dog penis.
And I'm not asking for a handout. This is a business opportunity. No.
Mayb...no. Look, Caroline, if this were truly a business transaction,
you'd have cupcakes here to show me, but you don't.
I know all about your business. Stephanie googled you.
She has the strength to google? Has she googled "how to eat"?
See yourselves out. I'm going to my dermatologist for a little procedure.
I want to take two years off my face just so people will think,
"Is she 38 or 39? It's so hard to tell."
But just so you know, you were my last chance to keep my dream and our business alive.
You're resourceful. You'll think of something.
Now come here. In spite of it all, we are family. Give me a hug.
She's kind of a monster, but she gave me free stuff, so I'm torn.